I start to realize that I may not get a job, and start working on alternatives. I come up with two different self-employment schemes:
1) Videotape hen parties. We don't have these in America and I'm fascinated by them. I really want to see what they are like. I thought it would be interesting to start a business, like a wedding video business. I make some flyers and walk deep into the residential part of town to have them printed up from my digital file.
I came up with a ridiculous price, but want to see if anyone would bite. I go out a few times and leave them around: in telephone booths and handing them out to groups of hens wandering the streets.